
This little cream colored number has graphic padlocks with money symbols on them so that, just in case there was any uncertainty, people know you’re a douche.

Just stay away from any mirrors and you’ll be fine, pal.
From The Only Son (I’d stop after one too).

Keep it locked, Wolfgang! From The Only Son.

I can’t wait until THIS shows up on Gilt!
The designer behind General Idea is Bumsuk Choi. Yes, that’s right – Bumsuk. Need I say more?
http://www.gilt.com/sale/men/general-idea/

I don’t know which item I want more…The Oversized Fair Isle Print T-Shirt or the Fair Isle Legging Pants!

“Embroidered with the kanji for ‘douche’ to serve as fair warning.” – Not Gilty

“Laced up to get laced into.” – Not Gilty

Taking back the ‘hoofing it’ idiom.” – Not Gilty

“Camouflage your cankles as a boa that’s on a steady diet of kittens.” – Not Gilty

“I’d want my foot to be invisible too.” – Not Gilty

“Sometimes you just wanna shout about it.” – Not Gilty

“Four-stage suede ugly rocket” – Not Gilty

“Maybe time to get off your high horse, little man.” – Not Gilty

“Who likes bukkake?” – Not Gilty