Lock him up and throw away the key!

This little cream colored number has graphic padlocks with money symbols on them so that, just in case there was any uncertainty, people know you’re a douche.

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Built-In Barf Bag!

Just stay away from any mirrors and you’ll be fine, pal.

From The Only Son (I’d stop after one too).

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A Straight Jacket for Your Manhood

Keep it locked, Wolfgang!  From The Only Son.

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Honey, are these yours or mine?

From Parke & Ronen.

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Part Suspenders and Part Garter Belt

I can’t wait until THIS shows up on Gilt!

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The General Idea…is that this is atrocious.

The designer behind General Idea is Bumsuk Choi.  Yes, that’s right – Bumsuk.  Need I say more?

http://www.gilt.com/sale/men/general-idea/

I don’t know which item I want more…The Oversized Fair Isle Print T-Shirt or the Fair Isle Legging Pants!

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“Embroidered with the kanji for ‘douche’ to serve as fair warning.” – Not Gilty

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“Laced up to get laced into.” – Not Gilty

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Taking back the ‘hoofing it’ idiom.” – Not Gilty

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“Camouflage your cankles as a boa that’s on a steady diet of kittens.” – Not Gilty

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“I’d want my foot to be invisible too.” – Not Gilty

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“Sometimes you just wanna shout about it.” – Not Gilty

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“Four-stage suede ugly rocket” – Not Gilty

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“Maybe time to get off your high horse, little man.” – Not Gilty

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“Who likes bukkake?” – Not Gilty

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